I love this scene. I know it’s not exactly book cannon but I love it. I love Stannis reaction:
1 picture: He doesn’t even realize she’s naked. He takes like 5 seconds because he’s looking at her face and he doesn’t even realize that there’s a nude person in from of him.
2 picture: He realizes she’s naked. And he’s clearly thinking “A naked lady…a naked lady…a naked lady….what do I do, what do I do? What does one do when there’s a naked lady in front of him?!”
3 picture: He looks away. And he’s obviously trying to control himself. “Don’t look…don’t you dare to look Stannis. Do. Not. Look at the naked lady”
4 picture: She’s touching me! Damn it she’s touching and she’s naked! What do I do? What does a man do when a woman is naked and touches him?! Damn it why can’t I remember?!
I love his reaction. Afterwards he’s all like I have a wife and he doesn’t know what to do with his hands or where to put them on the table. He does give in to her eventually though I do believe that he actually just gave in because of what she said about giving him a son and this is not really book cannon anyway.
