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Anonymous asked: Cersei/Stannis. Cersei try to seduce Stannis

Ok here it is, I don’t know if you know it but I’ve written a longer fic about these two. It’s on “My writings” section and it’s called Howl. Thanks!!! :D And yes I’m unable to write three sentences drabbles.

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“You want to dance?” Cersei asked silkily as she nudged his shoulder. Stannis looked at her as though she had a disease.

 

“I don’t dance” He grumbled

 

“You are not known for having tried” She answered cheekily. Stannis looked around. His brother wasn’t there. He suspected Robert had gone to fuck some maid behind some curtain. He glanced at Cersei. It wasn’t her first glass of wine, he realized. She was also making a fool of herself presently. After he refused her, Cersei started to randomly yell at some serving girl about screwing the King and saying something about her father – who would come and cut them all.

 

Everyone was staring. He didn’t take it any longer. She was Queen after all there had to be some dignity in that position. Stannis put his glass down and walked over her taking her elbow, starting to drag her away “What do you think you’re doing?!” Her tone was attempting to be angry but it only came out as drunkenly and slow.

 

“Shut up” He muttered as he pulled her and they both left the Hall. He was painfully that aware everyone was silent and staring at them but Stannis merely fought the blush on his face and kept his eyes on the exit doors. When they reached the corridors, the Master of Ships didn’t let go of the Queen, deaf to her little cries. He walked with her all the way to her quarters and practically threw her against the door. “Good night”

 

Before however he could go she grasped his hand “Aren’t you a gentleman?”

 

“Aren’t you drunk?” He replied hastily bothered that she was so close, too close. Suddenly her arms were around his neck, pulling toward her face “What in the Seven Hells…”

 

Cersei didn’t let him finish and kissed him squarely on the lips. Stannis was too shocked to move. His lips were like stone and eventually she gave up and broke away “Are you mad?!” He spluttered, gripping her arms to keep her away from him

 

“Robert is probably fucking someone right now somewhere. It seems a pity I can’t do the same”

 

Stannis opened the door and pushed her inside. Before he closed it in her face he said, voice filled with sarcasm “I’m sure you can manage on your own, Your Grace”


Filed under Stannis Baratheon Cersei Lannister Stannis x Cersei

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I have this dream in which Lisbeth Salander lives in Westeros and she just beats the shit out of Joffrey and Ramsey. Daenerys Targaryen would look at her and go “nothin’ to do here”. Cersei would be terrified, Tyrion would bow and scrape and Stannis would make her his Commander of the Kingsguard. Even the dragons would fly away.

Filed under A song of ice and fire Cersei Lannister Lisbeth Salander Lisbeth Salander is one of the best characters of literature Make no mistake sir Stannis Baratheon Tyrion Lannister Daenerys Targaryen

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Your Bones - Stannis/Sansa

 Stannis triumphs at Blackwater Bay. How does it change the course of the war? How does it change the future of Sansa Stark?

 

Fear. That’s what Sansa felt and that was what prompted her to drink the wine Cersei had given her. From outside she could hear the screams of dying men. They bellowed and wailed and Cersei spoke of rape. Of what would happen if Stannis Baratheon won and if his soldiers invaded the Red Keep. For a moment, Sansa did not want to believe it but the way the Queen spoke convinced her. She knew the ways of men.

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Filed under Cersei Lannister Davos Seaworth Sansa Stark Stannis Baratheon Stannis x Sansa yourboneshoflords Your Bones

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Howl - Stannis/Cersei

I blame this song:

If you could only see the beast you’ve made of me
I held it in but now it seems you’ve set it running free
Screaming in the dark, I howl when we’re apart
Drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart- Florence and the Machine. 


Stannis never worked with the door of his office closed in King’s Landing. It was a statement for everyone. In Dragonstone he hid himself in his chamber and no one would know what the Lord was doing. Dragonstone – no matter how he hated it – was his, his refuge, his place. King’s Landing was not. King’s Landing was his brother’s and he was merely the Master of Ships. He merely ran the Kingdom in the stead of Robert who always seemed too busy with something and was more and more difficult to find when needed.

 

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Filed under Stannis Baratheon Cersei Lannister Stannis x Cersei Let's face it it's porn And OOC probably But I had fun so no regrets