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stannisism: Shit Stannis Does

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  • Stannis Baratheon reads the terms & conditions, and only clicks ‘I Agree’ if he truly does agree with what he read.
  • A homeless guy once asked Stannis Baratheon if he could spare a dollar. He said “yes, I could”, and kept walking.
  • Stannis Baratheon pays for every song…

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Stannis becomes a vegan because his girlfriend is one. He follows the rules even when she is not around. 

Stannis Baratheon purchases Winrar

Stannis Baratheon once got 12 McNuggets in his order. He drove back into the drive in, where it took them 10 minutes to figure out he was trying to pay for 2 extra McNuggets. They told him to forget it. So he put the employees to the sword, mounted the assistant manager’s head on a pike, burned the McDonald’s to the ground, and sent a strongly worded email to Corporate

After the McDonalds was burned, he withdrew a one dollar coin and deposited it in the burnt husk of a cash machine. He then asked Davos if he felt fifty cents a nugget was fair price

Stannis turns off his electronic devices before takeoff and landing instead of just pretending

Filed under Stannis Baratheon Shit Stannis does I turn off the electronic devices as well If the plane crashes and we all die at least it won't be my fault Game of thrones Stannis